Daily Feline Wisdom

The Meowies are quite fond of this spot, so I thought I’d give it a go.

The Meowies are correct–it’s a lovely spot for lounging.

–Sunny

Napping is most definitely not a hobby.

It’s an art form.

–Henry, Guest Contributor

Halt, clumsy Woofies!

Don’t dare come any closer to my Splendiferous, Beloved Daffodils!

–Phelps

This windowseat is a bit of all right, isn’t it, Stella?

I agree, Sunny! Human Daddy outdid himself.

–Sunny and Stella

Please refrain from taking my photo, Human Mommy.

I have very carefully positioned myself as a harmless, unobtrusive grey stone, but you are making the Birdies suspicious because no one takes photos of stones, especially not unobtrusive ones.

–Luna

Human Mommy doesn’t understand boundaries and frequently takes my photo when I’m asleep.

I’m careful to leave my claws partially unsheathed lest she attempt a tummy rub.

–Darth Vader

Human Mommy tells me that I am a micromanager.

Perhaps if she did her job better, I wouldn’t have to be.

–Amber

Human Daddy built us a windowseat so that we can all look out the bay window.

We have the best windowseat ever…

…and the best Human Daddy!

–Stella

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat appreciates nothing more…

…than a toasty fire on a chilly night.

–Phelps

What am I doing, Humans? Oh, nothing really…

Just engaging in a spot of photosynthesis.

–Luna