Daily Feline Wisdom

Surely you don’t mean to sit here, Human Mommy.

As you can see, I am here and I don’t intend to move.

–Stella

It looks like you are enjoying a meal from Chick-Fil-A, Humans. You know who else enjoys Chick-Fil-A?

Me! I LOVE Chick-Fil-A!

–Cosmo

Another Cat has been on my tree!

How did you let that happen, Humans?!

–Amber

Humans, when you are making a sandwich, be careful to grab the loaf of bread…

…and not the loaf of House Panther.

–Darth Vader

My magnificent, white-tipped tail is a squiggle.

I’m trying out a casual look for the weekend.

–Phelps

Ever feel the furs on the back of your neck stand up…

…as if you were being appraised by two Apex Predators?

–Xena

I hear spring is coming soon…

…but it’s still toasty fire season in my house.

–Xena

Behold the Sleeping Beauty…

…as she practices the sacred art of snoozing.

–Twyla, Guest Contributor

I’m a lucky guy indeed…

…to enjoy a quality snooze with gorgeous Stella!

–Sunny

I’m a fancy Doggo because I wear a tux…

…and also because my paws are crossed.

–Cosmo