Human Daddy is giving kisses and skritches to someone other than me.

Of course I’m on high alert as I prepare to intervene.
–Xena
Human Daddy is giving kisses and skritches to someone other than me.

Of course I’m on high alert as I prepare to intervene.
–Xena
No one lounges as convincingly…

…as the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.
–Phelps
Human Daddy is doing something in the kitchen, Papa Cosmo.
Do you suppose it’s dinner?

Oh, I hope it’s dinner, Little Xena. Not a moment too soon!
–Xena and Cosmo
I am a most discerning judge of character.

I judge my friend Sunny to be the best of all the Woofies.
–Phelps
No matter how busy you get…

…never forget to give your Human Daddy plenty of kisses.
–Cosmo
I hear many places got snow today but I did not.

I am most disappointed.
–Cosmo
The crackly fire Human Daddy built for me is just lovely…

…as befits the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.
–Phelps
It’s Friday and you know what that means…

Celebratory Tummy Rub!
–Sunny
Sometimes I pick the middle cave and sometimes an outer cave.

It all depends on my mood.
–Luna
Sometimes I prefer an outer cave but other times I like to be right in the middle.

All the caves are mine, after all.
–Luna