Daily Feline Wisdom

I’m a Glamour Puss.

I’ll happily own that title.

–Lily

On the weekends, the Humans sometimes eat a bit on the late side.

It can make it difficult to ascertain when the time for hoping for lunch has truly passed and when I should refocus my hopes on dinner.

–Cosmo

I understand your need for a midday nap, Human Mommy, but…

…surely that’s no reason to displace me, Mr. Spaghetti Legs.

–Finnegan

Look at me, lounging with two beautiful ladies!

The Sleeping Cloud has definitely improved my social life.

–Sunny

The swinging bench is nice…

…though I can do without the swinging.

–Phelps

A laptop is an essential tool for many important activities such as warming one’s tummy, watching Cat videos, and using Human Mommy’s Amazon account to procure fresh ‘Nip.

Since Human Mommy doesn’t use the laptop to perform any of these activities during the workday, I must assume that her work is unimportant.

–Amber

Napping is important Cat business.

That’s why it is essential to have a Backup Napper in case you awaken prematurely.

–Phelps

Watching your Human Mommy watching TV and judging her choices with your expressive, yellow eyes…

…is an amusing pastime when there’s nothing better to do.

–Amber

I have a bunch of comfortable spots to nap…

…but my absolute favorite is Human Daddy’s chest.

–Xena

Oh, good. You’re finally awake, Human Mommy.

Time to attend to our needs and whims!

–Luna and Lily