Daily Feline Wisdom

Why? Just why?!

I don’t rightly know, Papa Cosmo.

But I’ve been asking the same question ever since the Humans procured my reindeer hoodie.

–Cosmo and Xena

Is it nap time or snack time?

Decisions, decisions!

–Sunny

There are pros and cons to every season.

For example, it’s quite chilly right now, even for those of us with a natural fur coat.

But the cardboard boxes are more plentiful than usual.

–Luna

I’m feeling a bit down, as it’s cold and rainy, and I really, REALLY don’t like rain.

Thank Dog Grammy Cat sent us the Sleeping Cloud.

I feel better about things already.

–Cosmo

I am not in favor of Woofies but…

…as the biggest, baddest, blackest and whitest Boss Cat…

…I have found common ground with the biggest, goodest, blackest and whitest Boss Woofie.

–Phelps

Even if Human Daddy hasn’t lit a fire in a fireplace…

…the loveseat is still lovely if your lady love is sitting next to you.

–Cosmo

All hail the Queen of the Cloud…

…who may float away at any moment atop her Royal Cumulus Bed.

–Lily

Human Daddy put me in my reindeer hoodie because he says it’s too cold outside for a Puppy Princess such as myself.

But then we came back inside and he forgot to remove my hoodie.

Please send help.

–Xena

I’m not saying I like the yellow Woofie…

…but he is kind of growing on me a very little bit.

–Phelps

A tree has arrived in my house. I am most intrigued!

Oh, look, my Human Daddy is doing something to my tree! I must help him!

This is my moment!

–Henry, Guest Contributor