Okay, I can see that you made an attempt to set up my Official Halloween Portrait, Humans.
But, really???
My pumpkin is as yet un-carved, my skeleton is awkwardly positioned, and, while some of the background leaves are the appropriate yellow color, others are still green, which doesn’t read autumn.
Fix this.
—Darth Vader
It’s nice how the Humans bring flora inside the house—it really brings the outdoors in.
Still, I wish they’d bring in some fauna, like some plump Birdies, playful Squirrels, or even some Field Mice.
That would truly add to the ambiance!
—Apollo
There are many different types of loaves.
I happen to be an Armrest Loaf.
—Lily
I’m just a Golden Boy…
…with a gorgeous, autumnal, golden background.
—Sunny
So, I know Stella is “using” me for her Chin Rest.
But that’s okay because Stella is my Number 1 Girl.
—Sunny
As a proper Princeling, I select only the most cushioned spots for my royal naps.
If there were a pea under my mattresses, you’d better believe I’d feel it and I would be most annoyed.
—Apollo
So the Humans have replaced my cone with a bagel, which is better…
…but still not good.
—Xena
Most days are grand but today not so much.
Human Daddy took me to the Vet to get my glands expressed and the doctor had to lance me to get it all out.
The worst part?
The cone. Paws down, the cone.
—Xena
So, I know I had lunch and multiple snacks, but you should know that I’ve also got an extremely fast metabolism.
I’m hoping dinner will be served soon since there’s NOTHING left in my tummy and I’m STARVING.
—Cosmo
May I go up the stairs, Apollo?
You may come up the stairs, Xena, only if you’ve got the toll. I’ve taken over Stair Toll Collections for Auntie Lily today.
Now please pay up in Tuna, Cream, Bitcoin, or, my preference, Temptations.
—Apollo
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