Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

The King is at repose.

Kindly do not disturb unless you come bearing comestibles of the tuna or cream variety.

–Phelps

I’m not only spectacular next to pumpkins.

I am exquisite with flowers, too.

–Darth Vader

There are many ways to add your own touch to a classic Upright Egyptian Cat pose.

For example, here I am draping my smoky, dark tail daintily atop my pretty front paws.

–Amber

Darth Vader is correct–the new swing Human Daddy installed for us is quite nice.

Given its small size, we expect that the Humans will find other seating arrangements.

Also, our lawsuit is still pending.

–Phelps

Yes, Human Mommy, my glossy black coat most definitely pops against this autumnal backdrop and the leaves bring out my glowing yellow eyes.

But no, this cannot serve as my 2022 Official Halloween Portrait as it doesn’t include a single seasonal accessory, such as a pumpkin, a ghost, a crow, or even a gourd.

Get it together, Human Mommy.

–Darth Vader

Ahem! I trust you are attending to my dinner, Humans.

I am feeling a bit peckish.

–Darth Vader

After a spell of cool, rainy October days…

…the sun feels just lovely on my glossy fur.

–Xena

Amateur Stair Toll Collectors may find barricades useful in preventing unauthorized ascents and descents.

We professionals, however, achieve impeccable results through the deployment of our laser eyes and the force of our officiousness.

–Amber

Nothing beats…

…a cozy October fire.

–Phelps