Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I would like to partake of the Sleeping Cloud…

…but Uncle Phelpsie says it’s his and only his now and for the foreseeable future.

–Finnegan

This Woofie is not desirable but he is acceptable…

…given that he barks and drools and annoys me slightly less than the other Woofies.

–Phelps

Human Mommy shooed me off her lap the other day, allegedly because my claws felt “too sharp.”

So I trotted over to Miss Debbie’s place and stayed in my Winter Palace, a heated shelter on her fine cedar porch, until well past dark.

My Humans are most chagrined…

…as well they should be.

–Phelps

It is just lovely to curl up next to the fire…

…while patiently awaiting one’s evening meal.

–Cosmo

December is awfully cold.

Thank Cat for toasty fires!

–Phelps

Do you ever worry that you’ve maxed out on your Cuteness?

Don’t be silly, Little Xena! Your Cuteness is infinite.

–Xena and Cosmo

I used to feel kind of bad when the Meowies requisitioned my beloved Hot Pink Dog Bed.

But now I have my glorious Sleeping Cloud.

–Sunny

When it’s sleepy time…

…nothing beats resting one’s cute Puppy head on one of Papa Cosmo’s ginormous paws.

–Xena

You did not exercise today, Human Mommy.

Neither did I, but that’s beside the point.

It’s still within my purview to judge you.

–Amber

Oh my Cat, this new Cloud Cat bed is so relaxing that I may just liquefy…

…or possibly transform into a stripy Cumulus Cloud.

–Lily