Whether or not you are actively judging your Humans, it is always good to look down upon them judgmentally.
Humans thrive under judgment.
–Luna
Judgmental
Shower
What’s that? You want a shower?
No.
–Phelps
Rude
I was peaceably lounging, considering whether or not to move into the sun, when an enormous Woofie plonked his hindquarters down into my sun puddle.
Rude.
–Lily
Big Spoon
OMD (Oh My Dog)! It’s finally happening for me!
I’m the BIG SPOON!
–Xena
Not Dramatic
No, I’m not being dramatic, Human Mommy.
It’s unbearably hot and humid and I am in fact melting.
–Sunny
Ignoring You
There are many ways to ignore your Humans.
Presenting your gorgeous back stripes, whilst coquettishly curling your tail, lets them know that you prefer not to be disturbed but may change your mind upon the delivery of a properly chilled saucer of cream.
–Lily
Kissy kissy
The Humans frequently ask me for a kiss.
I’m considering it.
–Sunny
Voids
We voids…
…have to stick together.
–Darth Vader and Stella
Noon
It’s Monday, it’s just past noon, and we are still in bed.
We fail to see any issue with that, Human Mommy.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Paw Fold
With my front paws folded prettily, it’s no wonder that the paparazzi come flocking.
I guess they have to make a living somehow.
–Luna
