As an Elder Cat, it’s hugely disappointing when your Humans fail to follow your silent, telepathic commands.
You’d think the Humans would be fully trained by now, but, alas, you sometimes still have to meow and/or swipe at them to get them to do what you ordered them to do ages ago.
—Phoebe, Guest Contributor
Want to demonstrate peak performance in bouncing and pouncing in the wee hours of the morning?
Don’t forget to get your snooze on during the day.
—Apollo
I am great at loafing, but sometimes I pull off a truly exemplary Loaf.
This is one such Exemplary Loaf. Feel free to admire me.
—Darth Vader
The wily Purr Pop is no match…
…for me, the Mighty Huntress!
—Luna, Guest Contributor
Cosmo is an impressively sized Woofie and he sports his bespoke tux just so!
I do hope I grow into my own tux so that I can become an equally impressive Cat!
—Apollo
Your leg, you say, Human Mommy? No, it is not yours and has not been since we claimed you as our Human.
You really should review the small print in the contract you signed…
Now kindly refrain from moving our leg-shaped cushion. It is nap time.
—Ozzy and Twyla, Guest Contributors
I am both the Elder Cat and reigning Cat King.
As befits my status, I sometimes choose to look down upon my kingdom from the highest perch on the tallest Cat Tree.
—Darth Vader
Oh my Paws! What a perfectly sized Egg.
I’m ever so pleased to install myself as the Kitten yolk.
—Apollo
It’s important to switch up your routine from time to time to keep things fresh.
For example, today I decided to take my early afternoon nap on the shorter downstairs Cat Tree instead of one of the dining room chairs.
Even small changes can be exhausting, so I’ll add an extra hour or two to my snooze.
—Lily
To those who say I’m not a Lap Dog…
…I strongly disagree.
—Cosmo
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