Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I’ve heard that Mondays can be stressful.

That’s why I practice preemptive relaxation.

–Xena

Don’t move your arm, Human Mommy.

It’s my pillow and I’m in the mood for a long Sunday nap.

–Darth Vader

Is your Human Mommy trying to read a magazine instead of skritching your muzzle and ears?

Time to remind her firmly of her responsibilities.

–Sunny

Good morning, Human Mommy.

Surely you are not planning on displacing me from my office chair.

–Finnegan

Not to complain, Humans…

…but I could use a larger bench.

–Cosmo

Everyone admires my loafing ability…

…including other Cats…

…as evidenced by their attempts to imitate me.

–Darth Vader

This Woofie is okay.

I’m not saying I like him; I’m just saying it’s okay for him to share the couch with me.

For now.

–Phelps

The Meowies tend to hog the pillows.

I’m not mad about it. I’m just saying.

–Cosmo

Sunday is the day of rest, tummy rubs, and…

…the gratuitous laceration of the Human hands that do the rubbing.

–Lily

It is finally that time of year when we can properly enjoy the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club,

sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

–Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Phelps