Nothing is sacred, except possibly the Meowies, who refer to themselves as Gods and have Murder Mittens they don’t hesitate to deploy on delicate Canine noses.
I guess I’ll just have to wait patiently.
Oh, good! Finnegan has gone out to practice ornithology.
My bed is mine again for now.
–Sunny
You are again posting our blog late, Human Mommy.
Share some of that Grubhub and I may consider forgiving you.
–Darth Vader
I’m not being antisocial by hunkering down in my cave.
I just don’t want to talk to you.
–Amber
My tummy is open and awaiting…
…a defenseless hand.
–Lily
Stop with the spreadsheets, Human Mommy!
It’s FRIDAY!!
–Cosmo, Sunny, and Lily
It’s absolutely exhausting being this gorgeous!
Don’t let anyone tell you different.
–Lily
My tail is long. My tail is handsome. My tail sports a brilliant white tip.
All hail my tail!
–Phelps
I told my Human Daddy I was a bit chilly because I was and also because I thought if we all went inside, Human Daddy would start thinking about dinner, which was imminent.
Instead, Human Daddy gave me the shirt off his back, tucked my front legs into the sleeves, and buttoned it up.
I’m never gonna live this down.
–Cosmo
The best seat is sometimes inside the house and sometimes outside…
…but it’s always Human Daddy’s lap!
–Xena
No, we did not order wine.
We ordered ‘Niptinis, shaken not stirred, to enjoy al fresco on this balmy fall evening.
Take this back to the bar and fetch our order now!
–Darth Vader and Phelps
