Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I am King of all that I survey and of all that I lounge upon.

All hail the King of the World!

–Phelps

Why?

Just why?!

-Sunny

Oooh, look, a Cicada!

Surely the Humans wouldn’t mind if I made a small hole in the screen, given the circumstances.

–Amber

Do you want a tummy rub, Sunny?

That must be a rhetorical question! Here I am displaying my tummy on a Tuesday no less.

Of course I want a tummy rub!

–Sunny

I know it’s Monday, Human Mommy, but must you engage in your clickety clackety typing today?

Can’t you see I’m trying to relax here?

–Amber

Frisbee is exhausting…

…whether you’ve been throwing it, chasing it, catching it, or simply gnawing on it.

–Stella

Oh zounds!

I appear to have melted.

–Lily

With both Birdies and Cicadas to watch…

…it’s the best summer TV season ever!

–Amber

Day or night…

…the Guard Cats protect the Homestead.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

I make loafing look easy but it’s not.

I’ve been perfecting my technique since Kittenhood.

–Amber