Daily Feline Wisdom

Little Apollo, it’s Saturday, which is a day for relaxation, but you seem to be as bouncy and pouncy as ever. Could you maybe take a break and chill?

No, Miss Stella, I could not.

I’m a KITTEN!

—Stella and Apollo

Human Daddy has added an extra cushion to my throne.

I very much approve.

—Darth Vader

It’s great to take in the view…

…with a friend.

—Apollo and Xena

It’s been a whole five minutes since Luna last hissed at me.

Maybe that’s because she’s zonked out…

…or maybe she’s starting to like me.

—Apollo

In or out, Little Xena? the Humans ask.

I fail to see why I have to choose just one.

—Xena

So I guess I’m Human Mommy’s Cat Manager now.

Fortunately, Great Aunt Amber has transmitted detailed instructions from across the Rainbow Bridge.

Unfortunately, I have not yet managed to reduce the volume of Human Mommy’s percussive typing.

According to Human Mommy’s personnel file, this is a longstanding performance issue.

—Apollo

There are Lazy Loaves and then there are Alert Loaves.

I am an Alert Loaf, alert to all the action happening outside.

—Apollo

I haven’t fully forgiven you for bringing a disruptive, pouncy Kitten into my heretofore peaceable homestead, Human Mommy.

But I have forgiven you enough to avail myself of your soft lap.

—Luna

I’ll admit that my box is a little too tight to accommodate all of my fluff comfortably, but it is still my box and I love it because it’s both cardboard and a box.

So, no, you may not recycle it, Humans.

How dare you even suggest such a thing?

—Lando, Guest Contributor

My middle initial is R for Rocket…

…but maybe it should be R for Relaxation.

—Apollo