Morning, Humans. Don’t mind us.
We’re just two extra pillows, one body-sized and one head-sized.
Yeah, pillows. We belong on the bed.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Morning
Sun Puddle
Oh lovely sun puddle!
I’ll dream of spring as I snooze.
–Amber
Outrage
Our bed is unmade yet it’s prime midmorning nap time.
What an outrage! We must have a word with the staff.
–Finnegan and Lily
Binge Watching
On rainy, grey days, there’s nothing better to do…
…than binge watch your favorite Bird TV shows.
–Amber
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tummy rub!!
–Cosmo
Black and Sweet
The best parts of waking up, Human Mommy, are black and sweet…
Your first cup of coffee and waking up next to me, your gorgeous, glossy House Panther.
–Darth Vader
On your feet…
Sorry, Human Daddy, but you know the household rules…
If you get up on your feet, you risk losing your seat.
–Cosmo
Right Place, Right Time
Whenever there’s a Human in the kitchen, it’s a good idea for you to be in the kitchen, too.
There’s always a chance that treats will be dispensed.
–Cosmo and Luna
Workout
Be honest, Human Mommy, I’m not preventing you from working out by lounging luxuriously in front of your free weights.
Your health and fitness decisions are yours and yours alone.
–Lily
No better place
There is no better place to meditate…
…than beneath a portrait of my ancestors, Great Grampaw Stretch and Great Grammy Holly Cat Golightly.
–Luna
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 