Daily Feline Wisdom

Human Daddy sometimes accuses us of squishing the back cushions on the couch.

Not our fault, Human Daddy!

The couch is obviously defective.

—Sunny, Stella, and Cosmo

What do you mean this squashed Cat Basket cushion looks uncomfortable, Human Mommy?

Have you ever slept in a Cat Basket? No?

Then how would you know?

—Apollo

I was taking a nap on Human Mommy’s lap, using my own paw as a pillow.

But then I realized that, as the Esteemed Elder Cat, I shouldn’t have to use my own paw.

So I took Human Mommy’s hand.

I trust she realizes that she is not getting her hand back any time soon.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy made a New Year’s resolution to exercise more this year, but then she spent most of the day napping.

Maybe you should’ve resolved to nap more in 2026, Human Mommy. That seems like a more realistic goal for you.

—Luna

…and he scores!

Human Mommy says I’m a bit too young, but I think I’m ready to go pro.

—Apollo

I didn’t think I was doing anything noteworthy, just casually extending a front paw, but then the Paparazzi arrived and took a gajillion pictures of me.

I guess I’m just that irresistible.

—Apollo

Especially on chilly winter mornings…

…the warmest place to be is in the middle of the pack.

—Apollo

Nothing brings me as much joy…

…as a good Tummy Rub!

—Sunny

Usually, Human Daddy is the one to place things on my head without my consent.

This time, Human Mommy decided to crown me, and, to make matters worse, convinced Human Daddy to take my photo.

This is not okay, Human Mommy. Not at all.

—Cosmo

Catsmas was wonderful, what with all the festive bouncing and pouncing.

Today I’ll take an extra-long recovery nap to be in peak form to bounce and pounce the New Year in next week.

—Apollo