Daily Feline Wisdom

I just love it when my Best Meowy Friend hangs out with me!

There are rules, though.

I must not bark, lick Luna’s pearly whiskers, or even make too much eye contact.

—Xena

What do you mean you want to move our bed out of the way for a bookcase because we only ever use the couches anyway?

Don’t you see where we are lounging, Human Daddy? How could you even consider depriving us of one of our beloved beds?

—Xena and Cosmo

There’s nothing like a Big Stretch…

…to get the day started off on the right paw.

—Stella

No, I don’t care that it’s cold outside. Can’t you see that I’m wearing a very chic, very warm fur coat?

Kindly open the door, Humans. I have places to be and things to do!

—Luna

Snack time is one of the best times of the day.

It’s a time when we put aside our differences to concentrate on the delicious nom-noms.

—Darth Vader, Lily, Apollo, and Luna

Luna is an award-winning Ornithologist and an accomplished Huntress…

…but she understands that the highest perch on the tallest, most sacred Cat Tree belongs to the Elder Cat.

May the youngest, bounciest, pounciest Cat follow her example.

—Darth Vader

Apollo, you have already had many bad ideas in your young life.

But let me assure you that your idea of pouncing on me is the WORST idea you’ve ever had and, if you should be so foolish as to follow through, it may well be your LAST idea, too.

—Luna

Looks like you’re enjoying a delicious midday snack, Human Mommy.

Know who else would appreciate a snack? Us! We haven’t eaten since lunch and that was eons ago.

—Xena and Cosmo

Sure, stationary Cat Trees are great…

…but nothing beats an awesome, ambulatory Cat Tree like Human Daddy!

—Apollo

I would prefer to spend my afternoon undisturbed…

…but I understand that as the Loveliest Loaf who has ever loafed, I am absolutely irresistible to the paparazzi.

—Luna