Sure, you can nap alone.

But it’s much more convivial to nap together.
–Amber and Sunny
Sure, you can nap alone.

But it’s much more convivial to nap together.
–Amber and Sunny
My daughter Lily thinks that the mountain is hers. Silly girl…

Human Daddy obviously intended it for me, the true Queen of the Mountain.
–Amber
Human Daddy was so kind to create this mountain…

…specifically for me, Tiger Queen of the Mountain.
–Lily
I know that my kibble bowl is full to the brim but I am not hungry for kibble.

I am hungry for treats.
–Luna
Humans really should rethink the days of the week.

Monday seems to occur more frequently than they’d like.
–Lily
When Papa Cosmo is busy chasing squirrels out back…

…hit Human Daddy up for a game of Tug.
–Xena
The mountain is obviously mine.

I’m surprised the others had such a hard time understanding this.
–Phelps
There is no better place for a Panther King to sunbathe…

…than atop his royal mountain.
–Darth Vader
Happy Thanksgiving!

Be sure to take am intensive, pre-meal nap while your Humans prepare your feast.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Uncle Finnegan and Papa Cosmo must not have gotten the memo.
This mountain wasn’t made for a King.

Human Daddy made it for me, Xena Warrior Princess of the Mountain.
— Xena