It’s 2020, Human Mommy! You can read everything on your Smartphone or tablet.
Why oh why do you insist on printing?
The chugging of the inkjets is disturbing my naptime.
–Amber
Printing
Mondays
Mondays can be stressful.
Help your Human Mommy decompress by offering your ears…
…and muzzle for a nice skritch.
You are both winners in this arrangement.
–Sunny
New Spots
Stuck at home?
Keep things fresh for your Cats by rearranging their Cat Trees, thereby creating new spots for them to nap and chill.
–Amber
Stair Toll
What do you mean you’ve already paid the stair toll, Human Mommy?
You may have paid the UP toll, but now you owe us the DOWN toll.
So pay up or you’re not going downstairs.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Bored
It’s raining and I’m bored…
…ever so bored.
I should pounce on something.
–Luna
Hotel
So my dining experience was subpar, but I still have high hopes for the sleeping accommodations provided by this hotel.
Small, dark, enclosed, with a lovely fresh comforter to leave my fur on.
Perfect, just perfect.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Hump Day
It’s easiest to get over the hump in Hump Day…
…if you remain firmly and steadfastly asleep.
–Darth Vader
Join us!
It’s a bit hot out, but it’s still a lovely day.
Come and join us Human Mommy!
–Cosmo, Xena, Sunny, and Stella
Restaurant Review
I placed a simple order–salmon a la carte with an extra dry ‘Niptini.
Not only was the wait interminable…
…when my food did arrive, it wasn’t what I had ordered.
What’s with the green stuff smothering my salmon? I didn’t order a glass of wine! Where’s my ‘Niptini?!
Of course I sent my meal back to the kitchen and finally received what I had ordered, minus the ‘Niptini.
I am still quite peeved about my ‘Niptini.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Lap
Human Daddy’s lap is always a happening spot…
…never more so than when he’s distributing treats from a bag on his lap.
–Sunny, Xena, Cosmo, and Stella
