Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Uncle Darth! Human Daddy just returned from the hunt with a stockpile of toilet paper and paper towels.

Does that mean we’re rich?

–Xena

You’re late to the home office today, Human Mommy.

Don’t worry–I’ve already responded to all your emails and held a Zoom conference with your boss.

You’re welcome.

–Arya, Guest Contributor*

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Monday after a long weekend?

No thanks.

–Lily

C’mon, Human Mommy! That’s your 3rd serving of grilled chicken.

Haven’t you had enough?

Wouldn’t it feel good to share with your Dog who is obviously on the verge of starvation?

–Cosmo

Please share some of that fresh grilled burger with us, Human Daddy!

C’mon, Human Daddy! Grilled meats are the way we Dogs celebrate the 4th as fireworks really aren’t our thing.

–Cosmo and Xena

Did I give you authorization to clean my cushion covers, thereby removing months of my meticulously, artistically applied shed fur?

No, no I did not.

The gall.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Yes, I know I’m beautiful.

I still like to hear you say it, Humans.

–Lily

No, Human Mommy, you cannot work right now.

According to your contract, you must take a 30 minute lunch break.

Now, be a good Human employee by trotting down to the kitchen and hooking us up with some tuna sandwiches for lunch.

Hold the bread, lettuce, and condiments on mine.

–Amber

We’ve told you before and we’ll tell you again…

…Cat managers do not need to be awake to supervise Human employees.

Now, get back to work, Human Mommy.

–Phelps