Daily Feline Wisdom

It’s not half-bad sleeping with the Woofies. Sure, they snore and slobber…

…but they always leave me the pillow!

—Apollo

Humans, did any of us Cats ever indicate in any way whatsoever that we wanted a Kitten?

No, we did not.

So how do you explain the presence of the bouncy, pouncy Little Guy in our previously peaceful Homestead?

—Luna

What a big, beautiful world it is out there!

Can’t wait until I’m big enough to explore it all!

—Apollo

What do you mean I’m crowding Human Daddy?

This chair is obviously made for two.

—Cosmo

I’m learning so much from Auntie Lily!

Paw-to-Paw combat lessons are my favorite!

—Apollo

I feel pretty, oh so pretty…

…lounging on the beloved Rainbow Donut.

—Stella

Stop thinking about it, Little Apollo. It’s a really bad idea.

Oh, but I’m not sure I can, Auntie Lily! The instinct to pounce has taken over nearly all my synapses.

—Lily and Apollo

Oh, Big Sis Luna, do you really have to hiss at me all the time? Can’t we be friends?

No, Little Upstart, I am not in the market for new friends and your presence peeves me.

—Apollo and Luna

Behold my toe beans, Humans!

If you reach for a tummy rub, I may reveal even more of them or I may scratch your hand to bits.

One or the other.

—Apollo

I’m a good Chin Rest, but I’ve got to admit that Xena’s best.

There’s just something about her shape and her dark, silky coat.

—Sunny