Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

You want to enter this door, Human?

You must pay the door toll.

The toll is payable in tuna, cream, Catnip, or tummy rubs.

Please understand that the tummy rub option will result in the laceration of the hand you use to rub the toll collector.

–Lily

When Xena stops zooming around…

…she makes for the world’s best pillow.

–Cosmo and Stella

I am back in my rightful place on my throne.

Thank you, cavalry.

I hope I’ll get a knighthood or at least a biscuit for my service.

–Lily and Cosmo

Is your little Sis still occupying your throne?

Might be time to call in the cavalry, aka a big Woofie.

–Lily

So you want to relax like a Cat?

Sorry, but you can’t, Humans.

You’d have to be one of us.

–Finnegan

Sometimes your little sister will steal your throne, leaving you with the footstool.

Let her enjoy. Remain magnanimous for now.

–Lily

Hiya Finnegan!

Let me sniff you to see where you’ve been and what you’ve been up to.

–Xena

My brother is getting tummy rubs from Human Daddy and I am not.

Totally unfair!

–Cosmo

What’s that, Butterfly? I can barely hear you…

Perhaps, if I get a bit closer…

Oh yes, I agree! The weather is quite lovely.

–Darth Vader

Thanks for our new futon, which replaces the old sectional, out of which we allegedly chewed the smithereens.

Quick question… Where are you going to sit, Humans?

–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella, and Xena