Daily Feline Wisdom

All naps are nice, but this one is particularly lovely.

That’s why I’m smiling in my sleep.

—Sunny

Human Mommy’s clothes go through three stages, clean, dirty, and an indeterminate stage where they sit in a pile and will more than likely get another wearing even though they’re no longer really clean.

As Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress, I always make a point of sitting on the indeterminate pile.

These clothes may not be quite clean, but I ensure that they are always perfectly furred.

—Luna

The Woofies make such a commotion over dinner!

Can you please tell them to calm down, Humans?

They are disturbing the serenity of my loafing session.

—Luna

Ahem, Humans!

I’ve got a Tummy here that’s wide open for rubs!

—Sunny

Oh, I do hope Human Daddy hooks us up with dinner soon.

I’m so weak with hunger that I can’t even lift my ginormous head.

—Cosmo

I am flying…

…flying on a cushy rainbow!

—Sunny

Ahem, Human Mommy, I am posing over here!

And with a bouquet no less!

—Lily

I get asked a lot what I do to be so popular with the ladies.

It’s all in the draped front paw.

—Darth Vader

Your dress is much too white, Human Mommy.

Let me fix that for you.

—Darth Vader

Yup, I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

No use denying it!

—Xena