Daily Feline Wisdom

I do hope I grow up to be just like Big Sis Luna! She’s big and strong and beautiful and ever so lethal.

My big sis is a most magnificent Feline.

Hopefully, someday soon, she’ll stop hissing at me so much.

—Apollo

Kittening is hard work!

Sometimes I have to recharge on my tree.

—Apollo

Humans, this is clearly unacceptable.

Kindly remove the upstart Kitten from the Kibble and impress upon him that, in this household, it is not first come, first served.

The Elder Cat is always first.

—Darth Vader

Gee, Auntie Lily, the Woofies sure are loud and rambunctious around dinner time!

That’s right, Little Apollo. It’s important to seek out the high ground to avoid getting trampled. Unlike us Cats, Woofies are a bit clumsy.

—Apollo and Lily

OMC, Auntie Lily, these treats are just as delicious as you promised!

That’s right, Little Apollo. Kibble is fine, but nothing’s as good as a pile of Temptations!

—Apollo and Lily

Meowza! What an exciting week I’ve had!

I’d better settle in for a power snooze to prep for the weekend.

—Apollo

I sense the Baby Meowie behind me. I hope he doesn’t pounce.

Sure, I’m a tough Warrior Princess, but Apollo’s tiny Murder Mittens are SHARP!

—Xena

OMC! It’s so hot today!

Fortunately, being a clever Kitten, I found a nice cool spot with tasty refreshments to boot!

—Apollo

OMC (Oh-My-Cat)! The Humans have so many dishes!

I’m going to have my paws full licking them all clean.

—Apollo

Sure, I’m aware that a new Kitten has arrived in the Homestead. I’ve even heard rumors that he has batted both Cat and Woofie tails.

No, I am not going to allow this situation to disrupt my midafternoon nap marathon.

—Luna