Daily Feline Wisdom

Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy.

I think you are most wonderful!

—Sunny

This is a most splendid spring portrait of me.

Human Daddy says he may print this out and frame it.

—Cosmo

Big plans for Friday night?

Don’t forget to give yourself a nice pawdicure first.

—Lily

I’m sometimes in the lower Cat Tree basket and other times in the upper basket.

I’m a versatile.

—Darth Vader

The Tiger Queen lounges upon the fresh mown grass…

…and allows herself to be admired.

—Lily

It’s curious how the Humans are suspicious of me when I innocently climb the redbud, but less so when I remain below.

Surely they must realize that I am equally well-intentioned in both positions.

—Luna

I am always fancy, given that I’m always dressed in my bespoke tux…

…but I feel particularly fancy when I’m lounging atop the splendid Rainbow Donut.

—Cosmo

All Cats can perform a basic Loaf…

…but it takes years of loafing practice to effectuate an innovative Loaf with a stylishly curled tail.

—Darth Vader

This lap is very comfortable, but the Human attached to it could do a better job of providing supplementary ear skritches.

Get with it, Human Mommy.

Yours is not the only lap in town.

—Darth Vader

I don’t often avail myself of the Cat Tree…

…but when I do, I look magnificent.

—Darth Vader