Daily Feline Wisdom

I don’t often avail myself of the Cat Tree…

…but when I do, I look magnificent.

—Darth Vader

I see you eating over there, Humans. You know who’s not eating?

Me!!

I sure would like to be eating.

—Cosmo

The new Rainbow Donut is ever so comfortable…

…and the girl Doggoes and Meowies tell me that I look very handsome on it.

—Sunny

It’s a beautiful day to be a beautiful Puppy Princess…

…looking out on the beautiful yard in spring bloom.

—Xena

Giving up is always an option…

…and is frequently the best choice.

—Lily

Why are you always so suspicious when I go for an innocent climb, Humans?

Sometimes it feels like you just don’t trust me!

—Luna

I am trying out a new napping position.

I innovate even in my sleep.

—Darth Vader

You are up extremely early this morning, Human Mommy.

The only logical reason for this is that you’re planning on giving us some early pre-breakfast snacks.

—Cosmo, Lily, and Darth Vader

I always feel the pretty…

…but I feel particularly pretty on my fabulous new Rainbow Donut.

—Stella

I am sunning myself and I am also cleansing my pearly white stocking.

I am multitasking.

—Luna