Daily Feline Wisdom

Did you wake up extra early, raring to go, with big plans for a productive day?

Did you then hit a wall?

No worries! That’s what naps are for.

—Sunny

I’m glad you’re tending to our toasty backyard fire, Human Daddy…

…but I do hope you won’t forget to go inside and fetch our dinner soon.

—Cosmo

I’m just taking a refreshing, innocent post-dinner climb through the redbud, Humans.

Why are you always so suspicious?

—Luna

I have a sore back leg and my Humans thought it would be a great idea to take me to the dreaded Vet, which makes no sense at all given that my leg is getting even sorer as I wait for the doctor on the cold, hard, institutional floor.

My Humans are obviously overreacting.

—Stella

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times, Human Mommy, that I retreat to my egg when I am craving solitude.

Yet you persist in disturbing me.

—Luna

I’m a lovely loaf.

You are right to admire me.

—Luna

You are eating a scrumptious Friday dinner, Humans, but we are not.

And equally importantly, you are not opening the door so that we can grab our own feathered takeout.

Not fair, not fair at all.

—Cosmo and Luna

To feel and look your best…

…it’s important to keep your paws glistening clean through regular lickings.

—Sunny

We Cats do not like change and have explained this to our Humans yet they go on making unacceptable, unauthorized changes like moving OUR office to a different room.

We have made our opinion of this change clear by refusing to supervise Human Mommy for the past week.

Today, though, we concluded that she desperately requires supervision, so we are back to our managerial roles.

Sullenly.

—Lily

There’s still plenty of room for you on the bed, Human Mommy…

…just not on your regular side.

—Cosmo, et. al.