Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

OMC (Oh-My-Cat)! The Humans have so many dishes!

I’m going to have my paws full licking them all clean.

—Apollo

Sure, I’m aware that a new Kitten has arrived in the Homestead. I’ve even heard rumors that he has batted both Cat and Woofie tails.

No, I am not going to allow this situation to disrupt my midafternoon nap marathon.

—Luna

I have been brought down to the living room. I like the living room.

But I would like it even more if Human Daddy would just remove his hands so that I can EXPLORE!

—Apollo

If I simply refuse to look at the Kitten…

…it’s like he’s not even here.

Ignorance is bliss.

—Darth Vader

It’s finally Friday and that deserves…

…a big ol’ smile.

—Sunny

I trust that when Apollo is loosed upon the household…

…he will show proper respect for me, the Elder Cat.

—Darth Vader

I’ve got to work on my upper paw strength to hang with the big Cats and Woofies.

These weights should do the job nicely!

—Apollo

Here I am, magnificent as can be, enjoying a balmy breeze…

…in the Private, Members Only, Dog and Meowie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

—Cosmo

Human Mommy recently procured a pair of teething toys for me.

I appreciate the gesture, but it was unnecessary.

Human Mommy herself is the best teething toy of all!

—Apollo

I have heard the pitter-patter of Baby Meowie and I have been introduced to the Baby Meowie to whom the paws belong.

Soon he will be let out of his safe room, his boundless energy unleashed upon our household.

Is it any wonder I am building up a sleep surplus?

—Cosmo