Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I get asked a lot what I do to be so popular with the ladies.

It’s all in the draped front paw.

—Darth Vader

Your dress is much too white, Human Mommy.

Let me fix that for you.

—Darth Vader

Yup, I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

No use denying it!

—Xena

Yes, Humans, I’m sleeping gracefully with my front paws crossed.

You are right to take a commemorative photo of this event.

—Darth Vader

Nothing refreshes like a sip of cool water…

…from the newly reopened park fountain on a fine spring day.

—Lily

Thank Dog it’s Friday!

Prepare yourself for the weekend by engaging in a long, cozy cuddle session.

—Sunny and Xena

This is a perfect two Cat Throne.

Back off, Tiger Queen. There’s no room for you.

—Luna and Darth Vader

I used to think that I was the Best Chin Rest and Xena was the second best, but I may have been mistaken.

I now think that Grampaw may be better than both of us.

—Sunny

There’s never a bad time for a tummy rub.

They can happen whenever, wherever, and always make everything better.

—Sunny

My subscription to the Journal of Mid-Atlantic Ornithology is running late.

I am most displeased by this and will wait impatiently atop the mailbox until my magazine is delivered.

—Luna