Daily Feline Wisdom

Sometimes, when you gaze at the Void, the Void gazes back…

…and demands treats.

—Darth Vader

It’s my turn to sit on Human Mommy’s comfortable lap.

Kindly move your ginormous head, Cosmo!

—Luna

Is your Human employee boring you with her spreadsheets and endless emails?

As her newly appointed Cat Manager, you are well within your rights to take a restorative nap.

—Lily

This sun puddle feels just lovely, doesn’t it, Stella?

Yes, it does, Little Xena. Almost reminds me of spring.

—Xena and Stella

Isn’t today a marvelous day for a Walk, Sunny?

Actually, Xena, it’s a bit chilly for my taste. I hope the Humans provide us with a large meal to warm us up after this arctic expedition!

— Xena and Sunny

I don’t want to socialize right now, but I don’t want to be completely out of the loop either.

My centrally located cave provides a sanctuary, while also allowing me to keep an eye on the household.

—Luna

OMD, we’re having STEAK for dinner!

You’re going to share…

…aren’t you, Human Mommy?

—Cosmo

Sometimes, it’s best to loaf…

…but other times, it’s most comfortable to emulate an overflowing bowl of spaghetti.

—Darth Vader

Among his many other talents, Human Daddy knows…

…how to give a truly epic massage.

—Lily

I dig your new kicks, Human Daddy.

They are black and I am black and…

…everyone knows black is the chicest color.

—Darth Vader