Do your Humans ever acquire boxes only to leave them unopened for days, weeks, or even months?
Don’t worry that your Humans will eventually open your boxes at an inconvenient moment.
As soon as you sit upon it, it’s yours.
That’s the law.
—Luna
You have pizza, Human Daddy. Can you guess who else would like pizza?
Think really hard. I’m sure it will come to you.
Just like I hope a piece of that delicious smelling pie comes to me.
—Cosmo
These tulips are very pretty, Humans…
…but not nearly as pretty as I am.
—Luna
It’s Tuesday and that can only mean one thing…
TUMMY RUB!
—Sunny
Did the sun come up too early this morning?
Thank Dog you have ginormous paws to block out the light!
—Cosmo
Ahem, Human Mommy, we are posing for a father-daughter portrait over here.
Snap our picture and then grab us the treats to which our modeling contract entitles us.
—Xena and Cosmo
Grey, rainy day?
Treat yourself to a tropical vacation.
—Luna
I saw Human Daddy give you lots of treats to celebrate Valentine’s Day, Human Mommy, but I’ve received nothing special.
Don’t you love your Loaf?
—Darth Vader
Nap time is a great time to score a cuddle with Human Daddy, right, Papa Cosmo?
That’s right, Xena.
Nap Time = Cuddle Time.
—Xena and Cosmo
I try not to take it personally, but sometimes I feel like a third wheel…
…when Stella chooses Sunny as her chin rest over me.
—Cosmo
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