Halt, Humans!
Don’t even think about crossing the bridge without paying the toll!
—Xena
Halt
New Bed
Sometimes, Humans will do something delightful, like creating a new bed for you, the Tiger Queen, when they are changing the sheets on your main bed.
If they ask for your pillow back, do not allow it.
This is your bed now, for as long as you wish to snooze upon it.
—Lily
Tactics
Three out of four Guard Dogs keep tabs on the outside, whereas one Guard Dog monitors the kitchen, ready to alert the pack to any activity that might result in snacks.
This is an example of tactics.
—Sunny
Little
Humans sometimes exclaim over how little I am.
I would much prefer that Humans admire how mighty I am.
—Xena
Mine
On this cold evening, I decree that Human Daddy’s chest is mine and only mine, by rights as the Elder Cat.
I also decree that Human Daddy may not move from his position until such time as I have tired of his chest, which is not likely to happen anytime soon as this spot is most comfortable.
—Darth Vader
Getting up
Are you thinking about getting up, Human Daddy?
Don’t.
—Lily
Hat
Getting cold in your neck of the woods? Get yourself a Panther hat!
True, your hat may hiss but it’s awfully warm and ever so chic.
—Sunny
Up
What am I doing up here on a cold, clear night?
Obviously, I’m engaging in a spot of innocent stargazing.
—Luna
Sad News
The following post is very sad and unexpected.
Amber, Tortie Empress, accomplished Manager of a lackluster Human Employee, crossed over the Rainbow Bridge on January 3rd after a sudden, acute illness.
She was 15 years old, though she never looked a day over 7.
We miss her terribly but are so grateful for the time we spent in her presence.
—Jessica, aka Human Mommy
Separation
Sometimes we girl Dogs like to snuggle with the boys…
…but other times we prefer some separation.
—Stella and Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 