Daily Feline Wisdom

I dig your new kicks, Human Daddy.

They are black and I am black and…

…everyone knows black is the chicest color.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy, why did you set the outdoor thermostat so low? We have to tuck our paws under our furry chests to fight the chill.

Kindly turn up the outdoor thermostat and, while you’re at it, remind Human Daddy to build us a nice, crackly fire.

—Darth Vader and Sunny

Snow is very pretty and brings out the Birdies, but it can wreak havoc on one’s stockings.

It’s essential to clean one’s paws extra assiduously during the winter months.

—Luna

A quality Tummy Rub deserves…

…a big, toothy smile.

—Sunny

I am always elegant, but never more so…

…than when I choose to cross my front paws.

—Lily

Nothing beats a cozy fire and a comfortable lap…

…on a cold winter night.

—Darth Vader

Finnegan the Lion King passed over the rainbow bridge today at the young age of 11. The vet said it was aggressive cancer.

Finn was the friendliest, happiest cat and we all miss him terribly.

—Jessica

Human Daddy, I just watched you eat a delicious-smelling fried egg sandwich.

I, on the other paw, have not yet lunched.

I trust you will rectify this situation soon.

—Cosmo

So, I guess I’m in charge of managing Human Mommy now.

Get to work, Human Mommy, but please lower the volume of your percussive, clickety-clackety typing.

Amber noted in your permanent file that you struggle with this.

—Luna

Can we believe our eyes? Can we believe our sniffers?

Are we really having STEAK for dinner?!

—Cosmo and Xena