Daily Feline Wisdom

Wondering what dinner will be…

…and, more importantly, when it will be.

—Cosmo

While napping off the holiday ‘Nip, I have created a new punctuation mark, a combination of a comma and a period.

Full stop if there’s nothing interesting going on, a pause to consider if there’s more ‘Nip on offer.

—Darth Vader

Yay, it’s Saturday!

Do something fun like binging your favorite Squirrel TV shows or receiving Tummy rubs!

—Sunny

Not, I’m not sulking in my grey cubby because I’m depressed. I’m here because I’m bored.

It’s hard to practice ornithology when it’s so cold outside and when so many of your feathered friends have migrated to warmer climes.

—Luna

No, Human Mommy, you most certainly don’t need the laptop right now.

Your Cat Manager, however, does need her Tummy Warmer.

—Amber

Is it possible to give and receive too many kisses?

We certainly don’t think so!

—Cosmo and Xena

My Catsmas tree is up and it is most pleasing to me.

My puffy collar is still on and it is much less pleasing to me.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Great Ornithologists understand that you sometimes need to go UP…

…to get the best view of the Birdies.

—Luna

Our compliments to the chef!

You sure know how to open a can of tuna like a pro, Human Daddy!

—Darth Vader, et al

Move, Little Xena! I want to binge-watch my Birdie shows from the bay window cushion.

But Auntie Amber, Human Daddy just threw out peanuts and my Squirrel show is getting good.

Can’t I stay a bit longer?

—Amber and Xena