Daily Feline Wisdom

My beloved Sleeping Cloud is capacious enough to accommodate the whole Pack…

…so long as we Tetris ourselves.

—Sunny

Occasionally, the printer wakes up and starts vomiting paper, which is both bad for the environment and quite noisy.

I have therefore assigned myself as its guard.

No printing will occur on my watch.

—Luna

My perfectly sized Cat Couch has always been cozy…

…but my new fluffy, furry blanket makes it cozier still.

— Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

All cuddles with Human Daddy are great…

…but sunbeam enhanced cuddles are the absolute best.

—Cosmo

Sunny is up in Human Daddy’s arms while I’m down here on the cold floor.

I am not okay with this.

—Xena

Your narrow bed-making window has passed and you’re interrupting cuddle time, Human Mommy.

So, shoo!

—Finnegan and Luna

Not to brag, but you know you’re a ladies’ man…

…when not one but two gorgeous gals choose to sit on top of you.

—Sunny

Although the Tortie Empress spends a significant amount of time on the new Cat Bed, she occasionally leaves it to avail herself of the high tech Tummy Warmer.

This is great news for me, the Tiger Queen.

—Lily

Lily dispossessed me of the lovely new Cat Bed, and Amber subsequently dispossessed Lily of the same.

Yes, I know this is as it must be, as Queens outrank Princesses and Empresses outrank Queens.

No, I am not pleased about being exiled to the old, less desirable Cat Bed.

—Luna

The younger generation can be endearingly clueless.

Obviously, the new Cat Bed does not, has not, and never will belong to anyone other than the Tortie Empress.

—Amber