Daily Feline Wisdom

Vacate this basket immediately, little sis’! I loaned it to you but I didn’t give it to you.

Don’t you know that Queens outrank Princesses?

—Lily

The Tiger Queen graciously ceded the new bed to me, the Jungle Princess.

So now it is mine, all mine.

—Luna

What a lovely new bed for me, the Tiger Queen!

Finn did a satisfactory job of warming it up for me.

—Lily

Oh, look, a comfy new Cat Bed has materialized!

It is mine, all mine…

…until one of the Elder Cats claims it, or until pretty Luna issues a challenge.

—Finnegan

Yes, Humans, my Tortie Empress Ancestress and I are watching you…

…and yes, we are judging you.

—Amber and her ancestress, Holly Cat Golightly

Happy Thanksgiving, Humans, or as we Dogs call it, Big Bird Day.

Please don’t forget the spirit of this beloved holiday, which is sharing, specifically sharing with your dear Dogs.

—Cosmo and Xena

Oh, Human Mommy, it’s almost 5:00 pm, and Lily said I could partake of her Meowlot.

She’s completely focused on the Meowjolais Nouveau right now anyway.

—Cosmo

As the Elder Cat, the soft, fluffy Sleeping Cloud belongs to me, as do the buttery rays of light warming my fur, as does the sun from whence they come.

As the Elder Cat, all is mine.

—Darth Vader

It pays to be a gentleman.

Only nice guys can hope to curl up tail to tail with the prettiest Girl Kitty in the world.

—Finnegan

As a gentleman, I always let Luna partake of kibble before I dig in, even if I arrive at the bowl first.

That doesn’t mean I don’t hover.

—Finnegan