Daily Feline Wisdom

Sunny is not only the perfect chin rest.

He also makes for a most excellent cheek rest.

—Stella

Is your Human Daddy not paying sufficient attention to you?

Try tapping him gently on his back and, if that fails, try some playful nips, insistent barks, and possibly a howl inspired by your Wolf cousins.

—Xena

I am a loaf, a perfect loaf.

A better loaf has never nor ever will exist.

I loaf and I am Loaf.

—Lily

Hark, Cosmo! Do you hear something in the kitchen?

Yup, Amber, I sure do. Even better, I smell something, too!

—Amber and Cosmo

On a chilly day, nothing’s better…

…than chilling on the beloved Sleeping Cloud with a dear Meowy friend.

—Sunny

I have invented a new lounging position.

I call it Curved Spine, Extended Back Paws with Ladle Tail.

—Darth Vader

Human Mommy is back from yet another unauthorized trip and she seems to be hoping for a warm welcome.

Do I look like a Woofie, Human Mommy?

—Amber

It seems early out, but remember that it gets dark incredibly early now.

Please don’t forget to feed us, Human Daddy.

We are sure that it will be dinner time any moment now.

—Cosmo, Sunny, and Xena

I’m ready to pounce but there’s nothing good to pounce on…

…because I’m inexplicably inside when I want to be OUT!

—Finnegan

It’s the end of the comfortable weather season for enjoying the Private-Members-Only-Meowie-and-Dog Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

We members are taking advantage of the final, temperate days, so there’s no room for non-members.

We Doggo members are sorry about this, Humans.

The Meowie members not so much.

—Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo