Daily Feline Wisdom

What a glorious day…

…to practice ornithology!

—Luna

So, if I understand what you’re saying, my dinner is going to be a whole hour late for the next few months.

Why, Humans? Who came up with this dreadful rule?

—Xena

Cold weather is coming so it’s more important than ever…

…to enjoy the buttery sunshine and balmy autumn breezes as much as possible.

—Lily

You’ve got bread, Human Daddy, and your bread’s got butter.

Meanwhile, I’ve got a very, VERY empty tummy.

—Cosmo

Okay, Humans, I appreciate the Witch’s hat, and the fallen leaves are the correct autumnal color, which is a plus.

But the lighting is a bit too bright and not nearly spooky enough. I trust you’ll fix that in post-production.

You better fix the lighting in post.

Also, where is my pumpkin?!

—Darth Vader

Again, Human Mommy, you have missed your narrow bed-making window.

Feel free to check in after I awaken from my mid- to late morning marathon snooze.

—Luna

I’m trying not to feel insulted but it’s a bit tricky…

…when you appear to prefer this mechanism over your capable, motivated Cats for your paper shredding needs.

—Luna

It is a typical Sunday of sunning myself…

…and trying to calculate my dinner’s ETA.

—Cosmo

When you are a Lion King, it is essential to have a proper, royal balcony…

…from which to surveil your domain.

—Finnegan