Daily Feline Wisdom

Oh, wonderful Sun!

We’ll sure miss you when the cold weather rolls in.

—Sunny, Xena, and Stella

I’ve got the power, the flower power.

Know what I don’t have?

Opposable thumbs, so please do your job, Human Mommy, and hook your favorite Cat Plant up with some grub.

—Louie, Lap Muffin Correspondent

The leaves are turning, the air is getting nippy, and decorative pumpkins are popping up everywhere.

Yet you Humans seem to have made no preparations for my Official Halloween Portrait.

Explain yourselves.

—Darth Vader

Feeling blue due to the change in the seasons…

…and the fact that some of your best Birdie friends have departed on their annual migration?

Find a nice, sunny microclimate, like the one that exists beneath the lime tree.

—Luna

When the temperature drops, the two resident Voids consolidate to form a Super Void…

…both to conserve warmth and to become even more powerful than before.

—Darth Vader and Stella

The Humans finally removed the ginormous AC unit that was blocking our favorite Birdie TV screen, but they forgot to open the blinds and draw back the curtain.

Fix this, Humans, before we Cats have to take it upon ourselves to dismantle yet another blind!

—Lily

Looks like you’re taking off to visit Grammy Cat and Grampaw, Human Mommy.

I’ll miss you, but I do know that Human Daddy will procure a rotisserie chicken for at least one of the nights you’re gone.

If we’re lucky, we may even get a bucket from KFC.

—Cosmo

Don’t dare even think about straightening the sheets, Human Mommy.

Can’t you see you’ve missed your window?

—Luna

Little Xena and I are very helpful in the setting of fires.

We’re not sure how we’re helping, but we’re sure that we are.

—Stella

I saw several Amazon boxes arrive today, Human Mommy, yet not one of them contained the decorative ghosts, bats, spiders, and orange string lights I requested ages ago.

Have you even started thinking about my Official Halloween Portrait?!

—Darth Vader