Daily Feline Wisdom

It’s a true sign that the season is changing when the Lion King elects to curl up for a cozy nap inside…

…inside of prowling through his outdoor Savanna.

—Finnegan

Why is little Xena on your lap in the gazebo, while I am locked outside?

Sure, she’s cute, but don’t you love me, your firstborn Dog son?

—Cosmo

Are you almost done with your huffety-puffety cycling, Human Mommy?

I need to get going on my nap cycling routine.

—Lily

Need a taste tester for that chicken you just grilled outside, Human Daddy?

I would be happy to oblige.

—Cosmo

Nothing beats the warmth of a crackly fire…

…on your glossy, velveteen coat.

—Stella

Ahem, Human Mommy! I’m obviously posing over here. Do your job and snap my picture.

Also, grab some snacks.

Professional photo shoots are always catered.

—Cosmo

Your less competent employees may be confused by the office schedule, even though it rarely changes.

As their Cat Manager, you must remind them firmly that now is supervisory nap-on-the-tummy-warmer time and NOT clickety-clackety typing time.

—Amber

Human Mommy could move her legs right now, but she really shouldn’t, since her legs are serving as a comfortable bolster for both Luna and Stella.

Knowing when to stay still is a sign of wisdom.

—Sunny

Human Daddy built us a beautiful, screened gazebo in the back garden, but then he closed the door, locking us out.

Why, Human Daddy? We promise we won’t get the new gazebo carpet very muddy.

—Cosmo and Xena

I’m having a pleasant Sunday snuggled up in a sun puddle.

I hope you’re having a pleasant Sunday, too!

—Sunny