Daily Feline Wisdom

It is getting quite chilly out, but this behemoth of an AC is still obstructing my favorite Birdie TV screen.

I trust you are going to do something to rectify this situation soon, Humans.

—Amber

Tick-tock, Human Mommy!

It is that most important month of the year again…

…yet I have not seen you undertake any preparations for my Official 2024 Halloween Portrait!

—Darth Vader

Well, yes, we are two very handsome fellows, Human Mommy!

Can you think of another adjective that starts with H that applies to us?

Hungry! We are two handsome, HUNGRY fellows!

—Cosmo and Sunny

No, I don’t have a problem with the ‘Nip, regardless of what the other Cats and my Woofie friend Sunny may say.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a mid-day snooze atop a bottle of Meowlot.

—Lily

You know, Luna, maybe if you were a bit more cuddly…

…and a little less wiggly and escapey…

…your cuddles with Human Daddy would go almost as well as mine do.

—Xena

It’s not that I’m jealous about the youngest Woofie getting so many kisses, skritches, and cuddles from Human Daddy.

I just have to wonder sometimes why she gets so much attention.

—Luna

Humans sometimes envy our cozy Feline spots.

What they fail to understand is that this level of coziness requires a level of flexibility they simply do not possess.

—Luna

When something extra important occurs, like a grocery delivery, a minimum of three Guard Dogs must deploy…

…with a fourth on Nap Reserve.

—Cosmo, et. al.

Oh, thank Dog that it’s finally fire season…

…after the unbearably long, hot summer during which Human Mommy inexplicably refused to turn down the outdoor thermostat!

—Cosmo

Are you finally awakening from your nighttime slumber, Human Mommy?

Good. You have much work to do, both at work and more importantly for me.

—Amber