Daily Feline Wisdom

Every snack you make…

Every meal you bake…

Every bite you take…

I’ll be watching you.

(Just like it says on your tee-shirt, Human Daddy.)

—Cosmo

I’m usually much more into Squirrel TV, but sometimes it’s nice to binge-watch some Birdie TV with my pal Luna.

As a decorated Ornithologist, she’s happy to fill me in on plot points and backstory when I get lost.

—Sunny

I don’t think of myself as a superstitious Doggo, but Friday the 13th was a most unlucky day.

Case in point, Human Daddy took me to the dreaded V-E-T.

—Xena

It’s my birthday! The Humans say I’m 9, but personally I don’t think I look a hair over 6.

The Pack had Bully Sticks to celebrate and, as the birthday boy, I got the biggest one.

—Cosmo

Feeling like taking a lie down after work, Human Mommy? I don’t blame you.

All that clickety-clackety typing you perform must be exhausting!

—Sunny

I’m trying to help Lily cut back on her ‘Nip intake.

For example, I placed the Meowlot behind her when she passed out on the Sleeping Cloud.

That way, she can’t immediately take a swig when she awakens.

—Sunny

Must you, Human Mommy?

Can’t you see that I’m comfortably installed for a peaceful, restorative session on the Sleeping Cloud?

—Cosmo

Don’t feel envious, ladies!

I can’t help that I have a gorgeous, pinup Cat figure.

—Lily

Well, hello there! I’ve just awoken from a restorative snooze.

I sure hope somebody’s available to play with me!

—Xena

I am a perfect loaf in a lovely basket.

Bread baskets have nothing on me.

—Amber