Daily Feline Wisdom

How do I maintain my gorgeous, golden coat year round?

Easy, I toast myself regularly, regardless of the season.

—Sunny

Feeling a bit stressed out by current events? Try changing your perspective by taking an upside-down-head nap.

Still not calm? Try hitting the ‘Nip. That almost always works.

—Lily

Yes, just like that—there’s the spot.

Please don’t stop!

—Sunny

I don’t often pose for the camera…

…but when I do, I bring it.

—Finnegan

Now that it’s getting chilly, we’re here to help Human Daddy with the fires.

Not sure that he’d be able to get one going without our assistance.

—Stella and Xena

I’m in the happiest of all happy places…

…curled up next to my beloved Stella on my cushy Sleeping Cloud.

—Sunny

I’m not mad that you left your workstation to go potty, Human Mommy.

I’m just very disappointed.

This will be noted in your employee performance report and I may have to start rationing your daily beverage intake.

—Amber

Hunting? Who, us with our headlamp-like eyes?

No idea why you’d make such an assumption, Humans.

We are simply taking in the evening air.

—Luna and Lily

Don’t stress out, Humans!

Maybe you should try focusing on the glorious, crackly fire instead of the TV.

—Xena and Sunny

What a glorious day…

…to practice ornithology!

—Luna