Daily Feline Wisdom

Most often my ears flop forward, but sometimes they flop back.

It’s hard to predict.

—Cosmo

I see you’re back from your unauthorized trip, Human Mommy.

While the Woofies may throw you a ticker tape parade of slobbery, waggy, wiggly joy, we Cats are less forgiving.

Treats may help to buy our forgiveness.

Eventually.

—Luna

Trigger Warning: If you’re not in the market for a kitten, skip this post, as it is likely to trigger a profound desire for a new kitty.

My name is Gump and I’m an itsy-bitsy Kitty…

…with BIG plans…

…for world domination.

—Gump, Guest Contributor

Note 1: Gump is NOT a new member of the 7 Cats pride—Human Mommy met him on a trip out to visit Grammy Cat and Grampaw.

Note 2: Human Mommy now deeply desires a new Kitten, even though 3 Dogs, 5 Cats, and one Human are dead set against the idea.

Note 3: Xena thinks a new baby Meoowie like Gump would be a lot of fun.

Give it here, Human Daddy!

Put that delicious morsel in my open mouth!

—Cosmo

I am a loaf, a Black Panther Loaf.

I am the darkest, densest loaf there is.

—Darth Vader

It’s important not to let yourself get into a rut.

For example, although I usually perform my all important midafternoon nap on the bed upstairs, sometimes I switch it up by joining Uncle Darth in the bay window.

—Luna

Snack time is a wonderful event but you must remain highly alert…

…lest you miss your turn.

—Cosmo, et al

Don’t be upset, Sunny.

You know my neck sometimes needs a big stretch…

…the likes of which only Cosmo can provide.

—Stella

Human Daddy put on all my gear and now he’s putting on his gear, including the strap on water bottle with my special, collapsible bowl.

That means we’re not just going on a walk around the neighborhood.

Dog-Diggity-Dog, we’re going on a walk in the PARK!!!!

—Cosmo

My magnificence, like my long tail…

…knows no bounds.

—Darth Vader