Here I am, Birdies, a small, grey, unobtrusive stone!
As I am both unobtrusive and partially camouflaged behind these vines, it’s a bit difficult to find me, but I promise you that I’m worth the effort as I make for a most excellent Birdie perch!
—Luna
Every snack you make…
Every meal you bake…
Every bite you take…
I’ll be watching you.
(Just like it says on your tee-shirt, Human Daddy.)
—Cosmo
I’m usually much more into Squirrel TV, but sometimes it’s nice to binge-watch some Birdie TV with my pal Luna.
As a decorated Ornithologist, she’s happy to fill me in on plot points and backstory when I get lost.
—Sunny
I don’t think of myself as a superstitious Doggo, but Friday the 13th was a most unlucky day.
Case in point, Human Daddy took me to the dreaded V-E-T.
—Xena
It’s my birthday! The Humans say I’m 9, but personally I don’t think I look a hair over 6.
The Pack had Bully Sticks to celebrate and, as the birthday boy, I got the biggest one.
—Cosmo
Feeling like taking a lie down after work, Human Mommy? I don’t blame you.
All that clickety-clackety typing you perform must be exhausting!
—Sunny
I’m trying to help Lily cut back on her ‘Nip intake.
For example, I placed the Meowlot behind her when she passed out on the Sleeping Cloud.
That way, she can’t immediately take a swig when she awakens.
—Sunny
Must you, Human Mommy?
Can’t you see that I’m comfortably installed for a peaceful, restorative session on the Sleeping Cloud?
—Cosmo
Don’t feel envious, ladies!
I can’t help that I have a gorgeous, pinup Cat figure.
—Lily
Well, hello there! I’ve just awoken from a restorative snooze.
I sure hope somebody’s available to play with me!
—Xena
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