Daily Feline Wisdom

Tough week at work, Human Mommy? Nothing a Friday Upside-Down-Head Nap can’t cure!

Oh, wait…. You’re not flexible enough for this, are you?

Just a regular nap should help.

—Lily

Oh, look, a marvelous new Cat Tree!

I hereby claim it as mine, all mine, especially the cave part.

—Luna

The Olympics may have ended but my commitment to sport continues unabated…

…particularly nap cycling.

—Lily

Sometimes I just don’t feel like socializing.

Thank Cat for my Egg of Solitude.

—Luna

The shadow is napping.

Do not disturb the shadow, not even by taking his photo.

(Jeez, Human Mommy! I know you’re obsessed with me, but can’t a shadow even take a nap in peace?!)

—Darth Vader

Need a break from the noise of Human Mommy’s clompety-clomp exercise routine?

Loaf on the treadmill and glare.

—Lily

It’s Saturday, but Human Daddy has only given me ordinary, weekday snacks.

Is it even the weekend without special snacks?

—Cosmo

It is well known that we Cats practice nap yoga, but we can also engage in nap cardio.

I can practically feel the calories sliding off my gorgeous, stripy tail.

—Lily

You just know it’s going to be a grand day…

…when your Meowie BFF head-butts your pretty Puppy nose.

—Xena

Unsolicited cuddles…

…one of the many burdens of being furry, irresistible, and portable.

—Darth Vader