Daily Feline Wisdom

Not everything requires the attention of the whole Guard Dog Team.

Major tree work happening across the street is one of the things that does.

—Cosmo, Xena, Stella, and Sunny

Excuse me, Human Mommy!

The Chin Rest you created for me is a bit too high.

Ah, much better.

—Stella

Why?

Just why?!

—Sunny

Humans attempt to stretch while fully awake.

This is a mistake as we Cat Yogis know that nothing enhances flexibility like a good snooze.

—Luna

When my beloved Stella wants the whole window seat cushion, I give her the whole cushion.

That’s what good guys do.

—Sunny

Will the summer ever end?

It’s just too Doggone hot for us Doggoes!

—Cosmo and Stella

I see you are attempting to give yourself a manicure, Human Mommy.

In my extensive experience, furnitures works much better than emery boards to shape one’s claws.

But you do you.

—Amber

No, Humans, I am not lazing.

I am mindfully luxuriating.

You’d understand the difference if you were a cat.

—Darth Vader

All naps are nice but solo naps on the biggest bed in the house…

…are particularly lovely.

—Luna

Whatever you do, Human Mommy, do not shut my window so that you can turn on the AC.

You shut my window.

There will be repercussions.

—Luna