Daily Feline Wisdom

Did I overindulge in Meowlot during Friday Happy Hour?

Maybe…

Was it worth it?

Absolutely.

—Lily

Why are you wasting time by taking photos…

…instead of doing your job and dispersing my morning Temptations?!

—Darth Vader

Know what goes well with binge watching TV, Human Mommy?

Snacks! Trust me, snacks will make this DIY show WAY better.

—Cosmo

Birdie TV is stuck on reruns today.

I sure hope Human Daddy puts out birdseed soon so I get some fresh content.

—Amber

Did your Human Mommy do a poor job of peddling today?

As her personal trainer, it’s your job to review her lackluster performance in detail and provide strongly worded suggestions for improvement..

—Amber

I am inside but I want to be outside and I even have my Exit Visa Collar firmly attached to my pretty neck.

So why aren’t you taking the hint, Humans, and OPENING THE DOOR?!

— Luna

As Human Mommy’s personal trainer, I always encourage her to jog longer.

It’s not that I think it will make her faster. I don’t.

It’s because the longer she jogs, the warmer the tread becomes for my early afternoon nap.

—Amber

Friday is a great day…

…to let it all hang out.

—Lily

I know you can see the time on your cell phone, Human Daddy…

…but you please allow me to remind you that dinner time is nigh.

—Cosmo

Binge watching is fun to do on your own…

…but it’s even more fun to catch your favorite Squirrel and Birdie shows with a fellow fan.

—Xena