Daily Feline Wisdom

It is once again much too hot and lunch happened an eternity ago.

Thank Dog for Tuesday Tummy Rubs at least.

—Cosmo

Even though I’m a Cat and this bottle of Meowlot is Cat-sized but I have to agree with Cosmo.

Bigger is always better, particularly when it comes to day ‘Nipping.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.

—Finnegan

Your workout can wait, Human Mommy.

I require a nap right now.

—Luna

Lily’s right, a nice Meowlot makes for a pleasant end to a tough week.

Still, this is a teeny, tiny, Meowie-sized bottle.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.

—Cosmo

If you don’t pass out on top of a bottle of Meowlot…

…did Happy Hour even happen?

—Lily

Go ahead, Human Mommy, rub my Tummy!

I promise I won’t make you bleed…

…much.

—Luna

What do you mean we can’t go outside because we need our collars and you can’t remember where you decollared us?

Locate our Exit Collars immediately and LET US OUT!

—Luna and Finnegan

Oh, I love me some Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Thank you kindly, Human Daddy!

—Cosmo

It’s too hot to use the fuzzy Cat bed right now…

…but I’m reserving it for later in case I change my mind.

—Amber

When Amber takes a day off from training Human Mommy, I take over.

Pump those legs, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Squirrel at that pace.

—Stella