Daily Feline Wisdom

When it’s dangerously hot outside, it is de riguer to meow your protest to your unjustified confinement indoors.

After that, nothing beats a refreshing snooze in front of the AC.

—Luna

Stella often uses me as her Chin Rest and sometimes offers to serve as mine to return the favor.

If I tell Stella she’s too big for this, I’m afraid I’ll hurt her feelings.

—Sunny

Happy 4th of July, Humans!

Please do us Doggoes a favor and keep the scary booms, bangs, and pops to a minimum.

—Xena

I can’t say that I enjoy the noisiness of Human Mommy’s huffety-puffety-clompety workout routine…

…but it does have the advantage of preheating my Tummy warmer.

—Amber

Can’t believe the guys are sleeping through this riveting episode of Birdie TV!

I sure hope Uncle Darth doesn’t demand a full plot recap when he awakens.

—Lily

On rainy days, the wise House Panther surveys his front jungle…

…from the dry indoors.

—Darth Vader

Like most Cats, I adore the heat, but the humidity is getting to be a bit much.

Kindly switch on the outdoor dehumidifier, Human Mommy.

—Amber

Behold your magnificent House Panther!

Okay, enough beholding and photo snapping.

Make yourself useful by fetching me a tribute of Temptations and chilled cream.

—Darth Vader

People sometimes tell me that I don’t “look” like I’m starving.

But just look at our minuscule meal portions! All four of those wouldn’t sustain me, let alone just one.

—Cosmo

Oh, blessed AC! You make the summer months, if not entirely comfortable…

…at least survivable.

—Cosmo and Sunny