Daily Feline Wisdom

You know it’s too hot when the even the Wonder Twins…

…prefer a snooze in the AC over their usual outdoor adventures.

—Finnegan and Luna

It’s best to make reservations for your daily Tummy Rubs, especially during peak hours.

Otherwise, you may have to wait in line for a super long time.

—Sunny

Given the extreme heat, I would’ve preferred a chilled bottle of Purrnot Grigio…

…but I suppose I can make do with a Meowlot.

—Amber

Oh, the heat! I give up!

Only a Tummy Rub with a pair of cool hands could possibly revive me.

—Sunny

Thank Cat it’s Friday! Do something fun to celebrate, like claiming a perfectly sized Amazon.

The fact that Finnegan really wants the box makes it even better!

—Luna

Is your Human Employee making too many typos or maybe messing up her assigned spreadsheets?

Accuracy is important. As the Cat Manager, you have to intervene, preferably by sitting on top of the laptop to prevent additional mistakes.

—Amber

Despite the beloved AC, Darth Vader and I have melted.

I sure hope Darth doesn’t drip on me.

—Sunny

When there’s a heat dome, it’s important to take safety precautions to avoid melting.

Splooting in front of the AC window unit works well…

…so long as you remember to rotate your Sploot regularly to maximize coolness.

—Sunny

It’s much too hot to clomp on the treadmill, Human Mommy.

Why don’t you try loafing instead?

—Lily

I wanted to catch Human Daddy a nice Squirrel to celebrate his special day, but Human Mommy told me Human Daddy actually doesn’t like gifts of freshly killed rodents.

Who knew, right?

So instead I’m giving Human Daddy a Father’s Day cuddle.

I hope he can feel my heart through my fur so that he knows he’s the best father ever.

—Cosmo