Daily Feline Wisdom

When Amber takes a day off from training Human Mommy, I take over.

Pump those legs, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Squirrel at that pace.

—Stella

When it’s dangerously hot outside, it is de riguer to meow your protest to your unjustified confinement indoors.

After that, nothing beats a refreshing snooze in front of the AC.

—Luna

Stella often uses me as her Chin Rest and sometimes offers to serve as mine to return the favor.

If I tell Stella she’s too big for this, I’m afraid I’ll hurt her feelings.

—Sunny

Happy 4th of July, Humans!

Please do us Doggoes a favor and keep the scary booms, bangs, and pops to a minimum.

—Xena

I can’t say that I enjoy the noisiness of Human Mommy’s huffety-puffety-clompety workout routine…

…but it does have the advantage of preheating my Tummy warmer.

—Amber

Can’t believe the guys are sleeping through this riveting episode of Birdie TV!

I sure hope Uncle Darth doesn’t demand a full plot recap when he awakens.

—Lily

On rainy days, the wise House Panther surveys his front jungle…

…from the dry indoors.

—Darth Vader

Like most Cats, I adore the heat, but the humidity is getting to be a bit much.

Kindly switch on the outdoor dehumidifier, Human Mommy.

—Amber

Behold your magnificent House Panther!

Okay, enough beholding and photo snapping.

Make yourself useful by fetching me a tribute of Temptations and chilled cream.

—Darth Vader

People sometimes tell me that I don’t “look” like I’m starving.

But just look at our minuscule meal portions! All four of those wouldn’t sustain me, let alone just one.

—Cosmo