Daily Feline Wisdom

Lily’s right, a nice Meowlot makes for a pleasant end to a tough week.

Still, this is a teeny, tiny, Meowie-sized bottle.

Wish Human Mommy had sprung for a magnum.

—Cosmo

If you don’t pass out on top of a bottle of Meowlot…

…did Happy Hour even happen?

—Lily

Go ahead, Human Mommy, rub my Tummy!

I promise I won’t make you bleed…

…much.

—Luna

What do you mean we can’t go outside because we need our collars and you can’t remember where you decollared us?

Locate our Exit Collars immediately and LET US OUT!

—Luna and Finnegan

Oh, I love me some Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Thank you kindly, Human Daddy!

—Cosmo

It’s too hot to use the fuzzy Cat bed right now…

…but I’m reserving it for later in case I change my mind.

—Amber

When Amber takes a day off from training Human Mommy, I take over.

Pump those legs, Human Mommy! You’ll never catch a Squirrel at that pace.

—Stella

When it’s dangerously hot outside, it is de riguer to meow your protest to your unjustified confinement indoors.

After that, nothing beats a refreshing snooze in front of the AC.

—Luna

Stella often uses me as her Chin Rest and sometimes offers to serve as mine to return the favor.

If I tell Stella she’s too big for this, I’m afraid I’ll hurt her feelings.

—Sunny

Happy 4th of July, Humans!

Please do us Doggoes a favor and keep the scary booms, bangs, and pops to a minimum.

—Xena