Daily Feline Wisdom

Humans enjoy strolling. That is not what I am doing.

I am prowling.

—Darth Vader

Day 5 of Human Mommy rearranging the office space and of our beloved Sleeping Cloud waiting in the laundry queue.

We are truly roughing it.

—Sunny and Stella

Do you ever collapse because your calorie consumption is totally insufficient…

…because your Humans never give you enough to eat?!

—Cosmo

Toasty fire, comfortable chin rest, entertaining TV show…

…I’ve got it made!

—Sunny

In a well managed office…

…employees are always under close supervision.

—Amber

Humans have absolutely no idea how to clean themselves properly.

Sometimes, you have to lick your Humans, both to demonstrate proper cleaning techniques and to achieve even a modicum of hygiene.

—Darth Vader

Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!

We were unsuccessful in our attempts to procure a squirrel for your special day, but we are gifting you with a portrait of the pack in which we are all looking in the general direction of the camera.

We love you, Human Mommy.

—Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Great Voids, like great minds, think alike…

…and we think this is an optimal time and location for a snooze.

—Darth Vader and Stella

Ever feel like there’s a dark cloud over you?

Maybe your mood’s a bit down…

…or maybe Uncle Darth has installed himself on the bay window ledge above you.

—Sunny

When the Manager’s away, the Assistant Manager…

…and Deputy Assistant Manager must take over the supervision of Human Mommy.

Human Mommy cannot function without supervision.

—Lily and Luna