Daily Feline Wisdom

The Tortie Empress lounges…

…and considers her plans for world domination.

—Amber

Nothing enhances a graceful drape…

…like an impeccable tail curl.

—Lily

It’s a true joy…

…to snuggle on a cushy cushion with your main squeeze.

—Sunny

Stella and Lily told me to get off my Sleeping Cloud because they had some Important Girl Business to discuss.

I did as they asked, but now I’m wondering…

Am I the pushover?

—Sunny

Sometimes Human Mommy works a bit on the weekends.

This is, of course, a major inconvenience, as her percussive typing disrupts my naps.

Stop it, Human Mommy. Stop it now!

—Luna

Lying adjacent to the weights is basically a workout.

I’m feeling fitter every minute.

—Lily

I love looking at Human Mommy and she loves looking at me.

We are our own mutual admiration society.

—Sunny

Who says that small, unobtrusive, totally non-threatening stones can’t adorn a fence, Birdie Friends?

I personally think that such a stone would make for an absolutely delightful perch.

—Luna

I don’t always need a blanket…

…but when I do, I prefer a pink, fluffy one befitting a Princess.

—Xena

Human Mommy is planning to sit in this new office chair.

As her Cat Manager, it’s my job to dissuade her from this course of action.

—Amber